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A Night of One Hundred Thousand Storms

by Broken Vacuum

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1.
Broken Vacuum Hm ha ha ha ha Huh huh huh huh Rawr! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha RAWRRRR! HA...HA... ... HA
2.
Phone calls pile up like corpses Beware of the Q.C. (Van Impe) Beware of misspelled addresses Watching channel 17 (Van Impe) Fat dude fresh out of prison Got raped for a pack of smokes (Van Impe) Shar-Pei crying on the T.V. Tears on which I hope she chokes (Van Impe, JACK!) Rexella Van Impe Cubicles, twelve feet of prison Rhema bitchin' calls Abandoned done-up food lion Windowless prison walls Shaky face watching the clock Four minutes and your dead (Van Impe) Surrounded by talking corpses With microphones on their heads Whoa! Van Impe, it's the end of the world! It's the end of the world. Y2K. Your gonna die, Rexella!!
3.
The cannons roar as you gaze upon the fiery sky Prepare to charge and you know that you are going to die And your bayonet has yet, to taste it’s first blood shed Fight for your god because no-one else can tell you why And look into the reapers gaze, and say We will die another day And our souls will fly away We will die another day And our souls will fly away And our sins will be repaid, but not today Pillars of smoke and ground is soft from rivers of red The smell of fear is the only way you know you’re not dead And as you charge and cry, killing for God knows why You wait to fire until you can see the whites of their eyes And to the reaper you cry this reprise… We will die another day And our souls will fly away We will die another day And our souls will fly away And there will be hell to pay, but not today Whoa! Die another day!
4.
Sex & Gin 02:02
Sex and gin is on your breath again Sex and gin is on your breath again And I don’t know who you’ve been drinking or sleeping with All I know is your breath smells like sex and gin And there is only so much a man can take Before his heart fills with lies and starts to break But of all that you’ve done your most heinous of sins Is that you went and drank up all my gin Lord have mercy!
5.
I get so lost inside your eyes That I can’t remember my own name When I break free of your loving gaze That’s when I’ve changed I’m not the same Oh no! And so you say this isn’t real That I must have dreamed up all of that But I can’t control the way I feel Can’t do a thing about that Now the moment’s wasted again Tears are spilt yet spilled in vain And still I don’t quite know you Can we talk and still be friends You can help work through the pain Work through pain of losing you
6.
Girl! You got sweet sweet strange, that I want to re-arrange; that strange! Let me get that pussy! Rolling up on 20s and I’m wearing gold changes Girly lift that skirt so I can peep on where that strange is Don’t you even try to hang on me if you is not a ho And if you are like Mrs. Doubtfire, I’m gonna say hello Cause I’m counting up my coin like I was Mario And I be getting all the girlies in the bar-io And I’m gonna treat them shorties like they was a ho Gonna love ‘em, then I’ll leave ‘em, you already know Imma get my motherfucking hands on everything And I don’t want it so on it I will not put a ring I’m spitting rhymes out like a moped cause I’m sputtering Get yourself loose and bent over cause I’ll tap that thing Got something in my trousers that you’re gonna find appealing Gonna get your ass so high that you’ll be shitting on the ceiling Yeah you got that big fat turd cutter that you know I’ll be feeling Gonna take home the blue ribbon cause the prize hog will be squealing Girl! You got sweet sweet strange, that I want to re-arrange; that strange! Let me get that pussy! Bitches sloppy drunk They WAPS up on my junk Slapping out the crunk Caboose all full of spunk Bitch, with your Daisy Air rifle, you lazy Think I’ll let you leave You must think I’m crazy Back that ass up in me Bodyguard like Whitney In the poo like Winnie My outtie in your innie All you gots to wet it Swipe that ass like credit Then I will forget it Stop. Tape Edit. Bitches they be dripping like they don’t know what they name is Got my nine cocked gonna find out what the range is Down in doo-doo valley your rug smell like manges Two dollar split-tail and fifty cents your change is Gotta a friend behind my zipper that you’re gonna wanna meet Like a game a musical chairs yeah I’m gonna take that seat Gonna text your man and tell him that you’re munching on my skeet Then I’m gonna roll right over and I’m gonna fall asleep Girl! You got sweet sweet strange, (girl) that I want to re-arrange; that strange! Let me get that pussy! Let me get that pussy!
7.
One last shot before I go To that place so far below A place the angels never see A place where the devil waits for me L.O.R.D. I’m not even sorry That woman gone and wronged me So I put her down beneath my feet Jesus Christ put away your hand I ain’t going to the promised land I know you died for my sins But I ain’t got a soul for you to cleanse And I won’t cry and I won’t curse And I won’t beg for what it’s worth I’ve been through Hell right here on Earth And I bet down there ain’t that much worse Because it’s time to pay what’s due And Lord that debt is not to you And I know I’m not Heaven bound Before you put me in the ground Just give me one last shot or maybe two I don’t mind that I’m not blessed For I’ve no more sins to confess So my last words I won’t say a thing But you listen real close you’ll hear me sing One last shot before I go To that place so far below A place the angels never see A place where the devil waits for me A place where the devil waits for me A place where the devil waits for me A place where my woman waits for me
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Lying on your deathbed with your loved ones standing near Your time is quickly fading but you’ve got nothing to fear You think about your regrets and of all that you will miss But your lips are cold and clammy when you receive your final kiss So you’re heading towards the light, no, you haven’t any choice And then you hear the laughter and a voice that says... Welcome to the gates of Hell You thought you lived your best life but you failed I said welcome to the gates of Hell You thought you lived your best life but you failed You’re at the gates of Hell! You pay the ferryman to help you cross the river styx But here comes Joseph Stalin in his hand he’s got his ... And there sits Lizzie Borden with her loins all sopping wet And here comes Oprah Winfrey even though she’s not dead yet You thought you go to heaven but you went down the wrong path Now it’s time for you and Hitler to take a bath I said Welcome to the gates of Hell You thought you lived your best life but you failed I said Welcome to the gates of Hell You thought you lived your best life but you failed You’re at the gates of Hell! Welcome to army of the devil Welcome to army of the devil Welcome to army of the devil Welcome to army of the devil Now drop and give me six hundred and sixty six Welcome to army of the devil Welcome to army of the devil The devil, Mama? You think everything the devil Welcome to army of the devil Welcome ha ha ha ha ha ha The army of the devil, that’s a thing!
9.
You say you want to get to know me Well I know the best way We’ll talk the motion of our bodies And there'll be nothing left to say Tired of ll the empty promises I won’t make them to you I wont say a single word There’s just one thing I want, it’s true Let’s get it on! So on! It’s all good if I get laid and I won’t sweat a thing What’s this here I caught something? At least I had a good time Guess I should have been more careful with every girl in my way Guess it doesn’t matter when you just live for today Let’s get it on! So on!
10.
And oh no There you go You’re on your own again Yeah, but you have got to know You’re not alone Yeah, you’ve always got a friend Give it all to me Give it all to me Give it all to me When you’re alone in the dark I’ll be the light you’ll see And when the weight of the world makes you feel like you can’t breathe Give it all to me Give it all to me Oh no You feel the world crumble underneath you toes But you have got to know That I’m always close and I’ve got a hand to hold Give it all to me Give it all to me Give it all to me When you’re alone in the dark I’ll be the light you’ll see And when the weight of the world makes you feel like you can’t breathe Give it all to me Give it all to me Oh, life knocks you down You gotta get back on your feet Oh, you gotta stand your ground let them know that you’re not beat No, you’re not beat Give it all to me Give it all to me Give it all to me When you’re alone in the dark I’ll be the light you’ll see And when the weight of the world makes you feel like you can’t breathe Give it all to me Give it all to me Give it all to me Give it all to me Give it all to me When you’re alone in the dark I’ll be the light you’ll see And when the weight of the world makes you feel like you can’t breathe Give it all to me Give it all to me
11.
Love that e’er endure Just like a cool summer breeze You’ve got me under wraps And down on both knees Baby please take my hand And please hold on tight I’ll take you for a ride Please be mine tonight I just want to be your man I just want to be your man I find you standing there Cross land and under sea With your wings of gold We find ourselves free Baby you are mine And baby I am yours With the key of my hear we see no locked doors I just want to be your man I just want to be your man And if your love should fade Or if you move a hundred miles away I will always feel the same Just look at your face Who’s to blame? And if your love should fade Or if you move a thousand miles away I will always feel the same Just look at your face Who’s to blame? Just look at your face Who’s to blame? Who’s to blame? And if your love should fade Or if you move a million miles away I will always feel the same Just look at your face Who’s to blame?

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The debut album by Broken Vacuum. Matyniak and Wessinger expertly weave delicate, crystalline soundscapes and magical musical tapestries that soothe and excite the very essence of song for your enjoyment!

Includes timeless classics, such as: "Let's Get It On", "Welcome To The Gates Of Hell", "Lost Inside Your Eyes", "Sweet Strange", "The Ruckus (Part One)", and many other works of pure musical ecstasy, unparalleled throughout the northern, (or southern), hemisphere(s). Dare ye enter? 

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released September 1, 2022

Broken Vacuum is:

Aaron Wessinger
Christopher "Bear" Matyniak
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Steven Davison
Andy McCormick

All selections written by: Matyniak / Wessinger (BMI)

Produced and Engineered by: Christopher "Bear" Matyniak

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